RIDDLES

What is:
The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end
And the end of every place



Answer:- the letter "e"



A dead man is found in a locked room, hanging from the ceiling 4 ft. above the floor. The room is completely empty, except for a puddle of water below him. How did he die?



AnSwEr:- He stood on a block of ice and waited for it to melt.



A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?



@nsWer:- When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."

BOREDDDDDDDD......

WEEKENDS- DAYS when i dun need 2 c the lecturers/ i sleep and wake up late/ and spend the time ineffectively.... I thought i could utilise weekends to the max yet i FAILED in every attempt week by week. Now, i can see the business cycle in a week where we go through the upturn in the beginning of weekdays---> peak in the middle of the weekdays---> downturn in the end of weekdays(friday)---> recession during weekends ( there's very low levels of studying activity and the motivation rate is at its lowest ).

It's just too boring....i wanna get back to college!!!! I'm juz seeing the wall or perhaps the screen of my laptop every second. BORREEEDDDDDD..................

I Almost forgot I have a Blog....wth

waaa.....it's been ages ages and ages since i updated this sleepy blog. i dun have anything in my thoughts after the trials exam and that went from nothing to absolute blank after the results were out.

the 1 week raya break doesnt seem 2 be only a week for me. i've been so relaxing after the trials and has not since become as hardworking as I was b4 the trials. It's only a month away b4 the finals & i'm still MAFIA-ing. i cant imagine myself doing dat during pmr or spm..! wait...am i crapping here? during pmr & spm, i din even hav a facebook account yet lar! wateva it is...i'm such a lazy worm rite now.

hrrmm...this weekend i'm planning to do something. I wanna learn how to cook new food. so...i need 2 shop for the groceries 2moro...

btw, this post is so disorganised lar....thoughts are flying everywhere. btw, ever since when my posts have been organised?!?!!

SIGH...no mood 2 do my accounts paper lar...spec math summore.....maths.....it's never ending!! btw, i wanna continue playing dat stupid addictive mafia game again now.....seems like there's no cure for this addict anymore.....

HELL-IDAY

Curse this STUPID SHORT Holiday!!! I mean HELL-iday....!! It's ONLY a week come on!! what are the lecturers thinking??? A month?? Aren't there anything for us to do during this holiday??? What about the time for us to take a break off studies??...what about the time with family?? What about the Olympics!!!!

Man, i feel so frustrated with homeworks when there's holiday.. Obviously I know the trials and finals are coming up pretty soon..BUT there shud be time to relax.. They asked us to revise during the holidays...and all i can do is to finish up the homeworks!! Where on earth do I find additional time to revise?! I dun have more than 24 hours/day alrite! Essays...Trial papers.....Reviews...Additional exercises....Presentation!!! WTFish!

Perhaps I should stop procrastinating and do my work instead of blogging here...No choice though, I need to lash out my anger here or else, I'll get a fever for such immense anger and rising temperature in my blood!!

Nevertheless, I'm not giving up just yet.... Remember this quote: You're Not Finished If You Lose BUT If You Quit You Are Finished!!!

Stranded...

I'm stranded in Cafetaria & then the WEB.....due to the heavy downpour of rain!!! I cudn't take the 2.30 bus and now while waiting for the 3.30 bus, i'm blogging about it here at the Web. Btw, it's gud to have a rain after several days of haze and hot weather...!!! Now, i'm gonna go back Ridzuan and have a nice evening nap.. Hopefully I dont miss the 3.30 bus!!