MANCHESTER UNITED!!! THE EMBLEM OF FOOTBALL WORLD.....!

I'm BACK !!!! For ManU fans, here's something we ought 2 be proud of!!! For other fans especially the "Liverfool" fans, here's something for u to bemoan of.....

Two top teams to face off in one of the most prestigious competition.....

The leap & header that crushed Chelsea's dream.....

That's the way !!!

The hands that made United fans shed tears of happiness while Chelsea fans shed tears of disappointment....

The celebration of United's success went riot around the stadium...

The taste of landing the trophy once again by United players...

He's the player that paved the way towards United's triumph in his most amazing season....

And this is the man that has given all his life throughout his spell at United ! All the credits to him!

The stage was set for Man United... The colour of Moscow had earlier indicated United will eventually emerge as the champion of Europe without doubt....!

GLORIOUS UNITED!!!!

Some Jokes Here.....

I believe Chee Seng & Matthew will u'stand why I laughed upon reading the 1st joke!

JOKE 1.....
A young man has a great date planned with a hot chick, unfortunately he’s also got a bad case of gas. Upon arriving at the girl’s house to pick her up, he meets the parents and waits for her in the living room while she finishes getting ready.

At this point his stomach is turning and he’s doing the best he can to hold his gas. This is some serious stuff too, beer and beef burrito farts - the stuff dreams are made of. Luckily, just before he was about to explode Spot, the family dog, jumps on his lap as he sits on the couch. He figures it’s safe to let out alittle bit of the pressure and and if anyone notices they’ll think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the woman yells, “Spot, get down from there.” The guy thinks to himself, “Thank God! They think the dog did it.” Seizing the opportunity, he lets out another fart and the woman, again, yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a few more farts when, finally, the woman yells loudly, “Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you!”

JoKe 2 is bout an intelligent skill one shud learn...!

A blonde chick found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. Bored, the lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence (lawyers like easy prey). Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?” Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.

The blonde then asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”

The lawyer looked puzzled. He spent nearly an hour, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls, trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

A Day In 1Utama....

A labour day.... The 1st day of May.... The shopping of the day..... Big spending of the day.....Ending with a tiring day. That's exactly wat i went through on a labour day. After an upsetting outing with Drew, Look, Chee Seng & Tuck Wah on last Saturday in Times Square, Sungei Wang and Low Yatt.... this time it's different. Yesterday, me, Chee Seng, Drew, Tuck Wah & Jason went 1 utama 2 watch movie and to shop for clothes just for ESL tutorial.

Our journey began at 9.20 am and we reached 1 utama around 10 sth. Then, it was such a long queue juz to get the movie tickets for Ironman. Nevertheless, the line was moving pretty fast and we managed to buy the 11.30 tickets. The movie lasted for more than 2 hours. We sat separately as the tickets we bought were the last few tickets and unfortunately we had to sit quite in front. Drew, Jason & Tuck Wah sat in the same row which is the 1st row where as I had to sit alone in the 2nd row and followed by Chee Seng in the 3rd row. Guess i sat beside who??? The cinema was dark and i was once again a "light bulb" coz i sat beside a couple. Well, i dun have to mention how couples usually behave in a cinema..do i?? Btw, let's talk bout the movie. Not a bad movie though although i din learn anything from the movie. ( Drew, i learnt sth from the couples not the movie).

After the movie, we went for lunch at Kenny Rogers & then MPH and later it's time to shop! Too bad, not enuf cash in the wallet and we went around the shopping centre just 2 look for ATM. I'm really disappointed wit 1 utama for being such a huge shopping centre but with so few ATM machines. So, we finally found one but that was not CIMB Bank. Nvm though, as long as we got the money! Then, the spending spree began! 1st, i tried out some leather shoes. It took me such a long time just to look for a pair of shoes. After buying my shoes, it's time to look for a long sleeve shirt. With Chee Seng's suggestion, i bought a blue shirt and of coz it's never complete without a tie... Then, i bought a tie that matches my shirt. Overall including transportation, foods and clothes, i spent more than 200 bucks in one day! Nvmlaa....once in a while....haha. Luckily, it was agrand sale at this moment....otherwise, i'll be spending even more....

That was the end of the shopping spree and I came back nearly 11 pm.... can u imagine how tiring is it?? but, it's alwez fun when U have friends accompanying you.... That's wat friends do best!