RIDDLES

What is:
The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end
And the end of every place



Answer:- the letter "e"



A dead man is found in a locked room, hanging from the ceiling 4 ft. above the floor. The room is completely empty, except for a puddle of water below him. How did he die?



AnSwEr:- He stood on a block of ice and waited for it to melt.



A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?



@nsWer:- When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."